How could I be so careless as to leave these off the list?
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My mother insists on using the teething ring she keeps in the freezer, but I prefer these, allowing me to soothe my gums while also inadvertently controlling the television.
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Thanks to everyone who reminded me that yes, my son also constantly grabs at the remote. And human hair and Christmas lights. And my “neck skin.” Thanks for all the kind feedback and good luck to everyone in your respective child-wrangling.
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